So I was outside this weekend throwing snowballs at some friends when a cop came by. He was serious. He got out of his car and shined a flashlight in my face and told us to go inside and not throw "missiles" at cars. I tried to explain to him that we were throwing them at each other but he rudely interrupted me and "said" he was asking me nicely and I should go inside. Well, I tried telling him again that we were not throwing them at cars. This seemed to piss him off because he threatened me with a $150 citation. It worked though because I ran inside.

Slick